The new foreigner in my neighborhood is… Me. Yes, I’m new! At least from the chin up. Not so long ago, I wrote a column about losing my hair. Well, I've found it. On my face. I have grown a beard. I now look like Yosemite Sam. I even have his beady eyes. How this came about is not nearly as interesting as the effect it has had. After over three decades in Japan, I’ve been reborn as a foreign resident.